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I love Thanksgiving turkey… It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
(Stole from Ricks Facebook)
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We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.
Source: crookedindifference
i stopped freaking about you leaving and us not spending one single day together.
because you’ll only be gone two weeks. when you leave that time is when i’ll shit myself.
we’ll spend time together then.
I’m going to stop hassling you, if you don’t want to talk ,you don’t want to talk.
i don’t wanna make your remaining time frustrating
the only thing i ask of you, is that you let me know when you leave.
just give me a good bye.
i love you.
you’re my hero.
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LOL “GOD CREATED RAINBOW SO I COULD CATWALK TO HEAVEN.”
that guy’s my hero. lol.
^ YES!
Source: washingtontimes.com
Hell is not a place you go if you’re not a Christian, it’s the failure of your lifes greatest ambitions.
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Juno: I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, “Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!”
Su-Chin: I heard that was you.
Juno: Well, it was good seeing ya Su-Chin.
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